Oh no, I'm on the keyboard with the bad spacebar again...
I've got a half hour before rehearsals today. As you don't know, I'm going to be Spamson (<-- heheh unintentional spelling error) in Romeo and Juliet. Not a big part, but it's the first Shakespeare play I was ever in. I am expected to have my lines memorized by 3:30... so I guess I'll type them here for my help and
your enjoyment!
Gregory, on my word, we'll not carry coals.
I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw.
I strike quickly, being mov'd.
A dog of the house of Montague moves me.
A dog of that house shall move me to stand! I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's.
(ARGH, gotta check the script...)
HOLY CRAP, I left my script in the drama room AGAIN. My drama teacher's gonna kill me... AGAIN. I guess I'll have to do the rest from total memory...
'Tis true, and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall. Therefore, I will push Montague's men from the wall and thrust his maids to the wall.
'Tis all one. I will show myself a tyrant. When I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids - I will cut off their heads.
Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maiden-heads, take it in what sense tho wilt.
My naked weapon is out. Quarrel, I will back thee.
Fear me not.
Let us take the law on our sides, let them begin.
Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb atthem, which is a disgrace, if they bear it.
I do bite my thumb, sir.
Is the law on our side if I say ay?
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir.
But if you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as good a man as you.
Well, sir.
Yes, better, sir.
Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.
Hoo, I did pretty well. I guess I won't screw up the play... not that I thought I'd ever do that. Must be going!